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OFFIL

Old Fat Fucks in Lycra, an evolution of MAMIL (Middle Aged Men in Lycra). Found in abundance within retirement havens in places like the Coachella Valley, the Valley of the Sun, and the entire state of Florida.
I'm tired of all this OFFIL holding up traffic here in Scottsdale.
by Old Fat Fuck May 17, 2018
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Office-max Tango

When two or more people repeatedly staple their shirts or genitals together whilst high/drunk and attempt to dance
ex:”Jason,Kyle, and mason all did the office-max tango at mikaylas party last night.”
by scrimmykimpus April 15, 2018
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Office Poop-a-traitor

The office coworker who poops on a different floor or area than his/her own daily and then steals snacks from the same floor/area.
I see Ken come to the 7th floor every day at 10 am to stink up the bathroom then goes to our lunchroom to steal donuts. Ken is the office poop-a-traitor!
by AngDevilo May 27, 2018
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offiaeli

original trendsetter , last name African decadents ,sexy, smells good and more
"hey jhonni have you talked to Anais offiaeli"
''yeah she smells good asf ''
by asarv June 6, 2018
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Office Fridge

HELL . Filled with the old, nasty, uneaten food of your co works . One must sacrifice their soul annually in an act casually referred to as 'cleaning' the office fridge where it sucks your soul using Karen's very rotten fish sandwich .
Kevin attempted suicide when he heard that he would be cleaning the office fridge this year.
by Whatever Sells Papers February 25, 2018
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Office Works

The term office work means that you have gotten away with something without a superior parent or guardian finding out of the action you secretly carried out
Oh yea the boys I just pulled the biggest office works
by Dareen123 March 14, 2018
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Officially Vortex

Officially Vortex or Sebastian is a man who has a beautiful voice. He is a British man who claims to have a voice that sounds like a old man but is losing to himself. He though has also been rumored to be a waifu but he says he is not since that is gay yet people say it is not since they say no homo.
Do you see that person claiming to be a old man since his voice sounds cool he must be a officially Vortex
by logan Jake Paul April 7, 2018
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