OFFIL 

Old Fat Fucks in Lycra, an evolution of MAMIL (Middle Aged Men in Lycra). Found in abundance within retirement havens in places like the Coachella Valley, the Valley of the Sun, and the entire state of Florida.

I'm tired of all this OFFIL holding up traffic here in Scottsdale.

OFFIL by Old Fat Fuck May 17, 2018

Cash Office 

The most secret room in the world. "Where the magic happens" as they might say. No further explanation needed.

Bud 1: "Hey bud, are you free?"
Bud 2: "Yeah bud, why?"
Bud 1: "My mum wants to talk to you about something."
Bud 2: "Tell her to meet me in the cash office." 😉 *wiggles weenus*
Bud 1: "Ooooooooooooooh, but don't the lights have to be on?"
Bud 2: "Not on Tuesdays." 😉 *wiggles other weenus*

Cash Office by Lead Bud 123 May 11, 2021

friday office 

The Friday location co-workers meet to complete work related tasks which is usually at 3:00 p.m and always at a bar.

Casey sent the weekly group text, “ready to meet at the Friday office?” ...Stephanie, Heather, and Audra sent an immediate hell yes response.

friday office by OGHM March 2, 2018

office drone 

An office drone is a person who works a white collar job that doesn't vary much from day to day, usually at the low end of the income spectrum. They spend most of their time in a cubicle, and their day to day actions are nearly robotic.

"Mr. Incredible was quite the office drone when working for the insurance firm at the beginning of the movie."

office drone by UmichVoiceMajor April 5, 2016

Alpha Office 

The head office in a business of multiple offices, defined by leadership, charge, determination, wisdom, charm, chivalry and respect. As a status, this can not be taken, but must be earnt, usually though battle royale. This cannot be earned while the current alpha office still physically exists. The status can be bought, but the only payment method acceptable is blood.

Also has historical relevance for the business, usually being its point of origin.

Brandon: "Where's Brad today?"

Pedro: "Oh he had to go over to the Alpha office in Camden, his axe was blunt."

Brandon: "But they don't even need axes in Alpha Office, don't they just use their hands?"

Pedro: "Yes."

Brandon: "I wish I was Alpha."

Alpha Office by SchnittyLover69 October 24, 2011

Arcaea Official Server 

A verified discord server full of 13 year olds pretending to be tough against the lazy moderators who don't bother to deal with the extensive drama

"Grab your popcorn Jimmy! There's another fight at Arcaea Official Server again!"

Arcaea Official Server by LordMcMuffin October 11, 2019

official duck studios

When you combine a femboy cameraman, a Mexican, a gang member, and an obese ginger with a learning disability, you get official duck studios.

They upload weekly on youtube, filming various antics such as "worlds largest joint" and "cardboard box fort car." Although their content may appear to be stereotypical youtube clickbait at first, their content usually delivers what they advertise and is enjoyable.

Members include:

Reice: leader of the group, and the dumbest one.

Tyler: The voice of reason, who often gets harassed by Reice.

Johnny: Gang member

Joey: The cameraman, he dosent show his face much, and its implied that Reice molested him on various occasions.

Dude did you seer the new official duck studios video?

official duck studios by BettaWithChedda September 21, 2018