ninja orgasm

When a sex partner shows no indication that orgasm is imminent to sneak one by or prevent the other from stopping just prior to orgasm.

My girlfriend totally pulled a ninja orgasm on me, she came twice when I thought I was still working on the first one.

by Kenzraig February 7, 2014

Ninja muscle

When you do something sneaky and get away with it. // when you do some trickery or pull some shit off.// when you pull off a pimp flip or parquet move or some athletic feat.

I went home with this bomb from the club last night and woke up to her mom showing up calling her name, so I flexed my NINJA MUSCLE, jump out of the window dipped down the fire escape and ran out.

by El Chueko December 9, 2014

Ninja Bong

The act of never being seen, heard, felt or smelt.

We ninja bong'd the whole night. No one even knew we were there.

by Ninjabg May 3, 2014

ninja nips

When you discreetly breast feed in public

"Did you see those ninja nips?"

"No. Because they were ninja nips."

by Sammy Anne Sam July 28, 2014

ninja chimp1000

some little fat dirty hoe that can set a new world record for the amount of dicks taken.

damn callum you set the new world record you ninja chimp1000

by xXPR0xPANDASXx May 3, 2017

Ninja Fapping

When ninjas are fapping to you while you're asleep. (Mostly on "No Nut November")

Jake: I got ninja fapped yesterday
Johny: damn you Ninja Fapping

by CoolDude137 October 14, 2018

Ninja-Pacifiers

Ninja-Pacifiers are the best thing for your baby's to be sucking on

Ninja-Pacifiers I want your baby's sucking on me.

by Bristol730 May 5, 2022