Mike Cusumano 

Taking cheese anally

Give him a Mike Cusumano

Mike Cusumano by 800 zone April 6, 2017

mike joyce 

Is an English drummer. He is best known as the drummer for The Smiths.
He sued Morrissey and Johnny Marr because he wasn't paid the same as them, he is an amazing drumer and a sweet person but some of us hate him because he is the reason of why The Smiths will never reform, not even for 50,000 dollars

"Mike Joyce is an awesome drummer!"
"Yeah, I know, can we talk about the lawsuit?" I still love him

mike joyce by Basilio13 April 19, 2017

mike paden 

The single best Beam streamer in all of Beam

Did you see MPW last night? Mike Paden did AMAZING on the card.

mike paden by THEsd23 April 24, 2017

mike money 

Money to use on/for strippers and at the strip club

Dave: Yo man I brought some mike money for after we leave Jake's house!
Tyler: Hell yeah.

mike money by Neutral Nandy July 5, 2017

Mike Spike 

When you and your best bro poke each other in the penis with thumb tacks repeatedly.

Person 1 "My dick is still cut from that Mike Spike last week"
Person 2 "You're welcome"

Mike Spike by Sloppy Seth October 20, 2017

mike sans 

Man with a large penis who gets all the soccer moms

MIKE SANS YOU SLAYER

mike sans by Mike sans October 30, 2017

mike kaelin 

This motherfucking cunt, ass, hoe. He loves fucking young girls ( his daughter ), but hates fucking his wife. Sleeps with his no titty daughter in hotel rooms and loves getting boners from big g’s volleyball shorts during volleyball games. He’s a goddamn hore. Jacks off in all public bathrooms. Loves to rape people.

I just popped a Mike Kaelin when I fucked that girl last night.

mike kaelin by mike kaelin June 1, 2018