Mountain Dew Volcano (noun)
When you chug too much Mountain Dew and your bowels respond by turning into an erupting, neon-green, lava-spewing nightmare. Expect violent, molten diarrhea that explodes from your ass with all the subtlety of Vesuvius, coating the bowl in radioactive slime and making you question your life choices. Often accompanied by guttural moans, regrets about your sugar addiction, and the haunting knowledge that your bathroom will never smell normal again.
When you chug too much Mountain Dew and your bowels respond by turning into an erupting, neon-green, lava-spewing nightmare. Expect violent, molten diarrhea that explodes from your ass with all the subtlety of Vesuvius, coating the bowl in radioactive slime and making you question your life choices. Often accompanied by guttural moans, regrets about your sugar addiction, and the haunting knowledge that your bathroom will never smell normal again.
Bro, don’t drink that whole 2-liter of Dew unless you want to set off a Mountain Dew Volcano in your toilet tonight.
by Reckskramer268 July 4, 2025
Get the Mountain Dew Volcanomug. by Mothanyouthought August 28, 2023
Get the Bernese Mountain Dogginmug. hot pockets and mountain - food choice of
Jr high / middle school students, high school students,
Neckbeards, people that play xbox live , stoners and
30 to 40 year old virgins.
And less we forgot the really young sons of single mothers.
Doritos are a bonus and a side dish
Same as capri sun
It's cheap and easy !
Jr high / middle school students, high school students,
Neckbeards, people that play xbox live , stoners and
30 to 40 year old virgins.
And less we forgot the really young sons of single mothers.
Doritos are a bonus and a side dish
Same as capri sun
It's cheap and easy !
by Blu_leef January 15, 2024
Get the hot pockets and mountain dewmug. A large, almost mystical land mass, which appears all over the globe. Some are tall, some are small, but all are beautiful.
by anonymous February 17, 2021
Get the Mountainsmug. Mountain View High School, a school for ugly, nasty smelling druggies, the students in this school openly accept rapists and are often acting “ghetto” when really they live in uptight suburban neighborhoods. This school has very low diversity, yet 3/4 of the white male population here preaches the n word while taking a hit off a juul.
by anonymous September 14, 2020
Get the Mountain View High Schoolmug. Look at the mountains is not what most people perceive it as. It is a feeling, an experience, where you are immersed in the sheer oddity of the phrase. It is a spiritual awakening, opening your eyes to the wonder of the vast mountains. Look at the mountains is joyful and wonderful, and should be experienced by everyone.
by auntie tammy January 31, 2024
Get the Look at the mountainsmug. when a person thinks he’s at his best ,then something horrible happens to him but eventually he’s way better than before and so on
by sushirice828 July 4, 2022
Get the mountain theorymug.