half masting

when your pooping and realize your out of t.p. and have to waddle with your pants around your ankles or knees to go to the hallway closet to get more toilet paper.

my mom spotted me half masting and damn it was embarrasing

by vloky July 1, 2004

Maslow

To substitute a previously planned activity for one more basic on Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs.

I was going to do my homework last night, but then I Maslowed it to take a nap.

by Pteron August 8, 2010

maskchievous

A mischievous member of anonymous.

That anonymous member is maskchievous

by AnonDoxy August 18, 2017

Masher

A man who makes unwelcome sexual advances to women.

From the late 19th century: probably a derivative of slang mash ‘attract sexually’, ‘infatuation’, perhaps from Romany masherava ‘allure’.

The old man in the pub was a real masher.

by karientoch March 16, 2019

Nasty Mastin

When you pour a liquid into someones vagina and put her legs over your shoulders and drink it out.

I gave Jody Terry a Nasty Mastin last night.

by Scott Junk October 26, 2010

milk master

going down on a guy/girl and making them cum in record time

This girl came to my house last night and she was a total milk master.

by Strawberry Chocolate November 30, 2014

pineapple face mask

A girl sitting on your face. Pineapples are known to make your coooter taste good and this is just a funny way of asking a girl to sit on your face

I want Madison to give me a pineapple face mask.
I wanna give you you a pineapple face mask

by Brodskie April 9, 2020