Firstie Lastie

A person who must always be addressed by both their first name and last name. Either they are one of many who share the same first name or it simply sounds weird if someone addresses them by only their first name.

John Smith? He's a firstie lastie, nobody calls him John without saying Smith as well.

by Johanna Hook September 10, 2012

Lastest

The most recent final version of a document which has undergone multiple iterations.

"Didn't they sign-off on the content last week?" "They did, but here's the lastest version." "Should we include 'final' in the file name?" "Not yet."

by Fishwich July 8, 2010

Lastiwka

1.Relaying to a man or woman with a grotesquely large penis.
2.To feel pain it he testicular region due to a prolonged absence of masturbating.
3.To live one’s life though a haze of sex, drugs, and your mom.
4.Often feeling the need to touch ones penis regardless the situation is referred to as ‘lastiwkaing’ or ‘pullin’ the ol’ lastiwka’

1.“Whoa, did you see his lastiwka?”
2.“man, my dick feels like lastiwka”
3.“I feel like lastiwka today”
4.“I gotta lastiwka dude, I can’t take it anymore”

by carlos February 20, 2005

lastimus

The final meal of the day (but technically the first since its after midnight). Proceeding fanda and preceding the next breakfast. Usually takes place between 2 and 4 am

I was pulling an all nighter so I got a fantastic lastimus feast prepared before hand

by cartergun May 21, 2009

Lastwich

A sandwich comprised of ones last few remaining sandwich materials to take the place of a whole meal. A lastwich is usually overly stuffed and full of the strangest things. The term lastwich only applies when you have no sandwich materials left after the lastwich is made.

John: Dude, I had nothing in the freezer so I comprised a lastwich out of the rest of my lunchmeat ham, eggs and pickles.

Joe: Fuckin' gross, dude.

by Adam We Again October 19, 2009

lastiwa

A truly loving man that has the best sex drive a woman needs

Lastiwa is the kind of man I need.

by baby22 April 20, 2018

Lasthole

Using the empty last of something without replacing it, or throwing it away.

Whoever used the last of the toilet paper and didn’t replace it, is a Lasthole.

by Bellaboo0017 August 18, 2019