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Secret Juice 

Secret Juice (noun) is a concoction of ingredients blended into a liquid intended for consumption, with the belief that it will enhance athletic performance.

As of 2022, Secret Juice is not listed as a banned substance by the United Stated Anti-Doping Agency (USADA), and is therefore permitted for use by various athletic organizations, namely, the world wide premier MMA promotion, Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC).

Secret Juice was patented by Brazilian UFC fighter Paulo Costa in 2022.

The ingredients remain a closely guarded secret.
Drinking Secret Juice once a day has shown to improve life expectancy by 7.5 years.
Secret Juice by NickyHans August 30, 2022
Related Words

evaporated cane juice

A misleading term used to mask the true identity of sugar in food. It is not healthier than regular sugar but when listed as an ingredient in food products, it fools people into believing they are ingesting a more wholesome alternative.
Let's buy this healthier cereal, it has "evaporated cane juice" instead of sugar in the ingredients!

No-Scope Juice 

The correct MLG term for Mountain Dew
I'm going to go to the store to get some doritos and no-scope juice for tonight's tourney

Fuck this juice. 

When you get really, really, super pissed at juice.
Dude1: Hey you want some juice d00d?
D00d2: Fuck this juice.

Put some juice on it 

Taking it to the next level!
Lesley told the Dj "yo! Step that shit up and put some juice on it!"
Put some juice on it by Quemao November 25, 2016

bobbing for nut juice 

When someone sticks their hands down their pants and licks the sweaty ball juice off their fingers
She was bobbing for nut juice