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Iron twister

The Iron twister is when your girl needs to be punished. First you take any metal dust or shavings in a workshop and super glue them to a condom. Then put it on and stick your dick in her pussy and twist it so it really teaches her to stop texting your best friend " accidental nudes"
I Iron twister my girl that'll teach her.
by Bigbrainbrad69 January 18, 2021
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The man in the iron mask

When someone has passed out/fallen asleep and are given an iron mask they become "The man in the iron mask". Some people say that "The man in the iron mask" weilds incredible powers.
Whilst Marmaduke lay sleeping he unknowingly became the "The man in the iron mask"
by Ben Ben Bruce Bruce October 18, 2007
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Iron Chef George

Aka Spider Giraffe aka sexiest man in the universe.

Known for his expertise in the kitchen and impeccable technique.

A man of taste. He doesn’t need a recipe. He just cooks.
Baby remind me again what your name is?

Iron Chef George babe.
by The universe_actually August 18, 2025
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Irons

A nickname for the London based football club West Ham United.
Founded in 1895, the roots of West Ham United go back to the company Thames Ironworks and Shipbuilding and Engineering based in East London.
In the first years of the football clubs existance, the club was called "Thames Ironworks FC", usually known as "The Irons". The nickname stayed and is still used today, with the club never forgetting where it came from.
Yesterday, The Irons beat Newcastle away.
Wanna go and see the Irons play?
Come On You Irons
by lpmo May 29, 2018
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THE IRON CROSS OF PORK

A crossbow used by PORKINSTEIN Members made by DEPOT TECHNO himself paired with harming arrows this crossbow is said to be able to one shot someone in full Netherite armor if used correctly
I used the THE IRON CROSS OF PORK for PORKINSTEIN
by DEPOT TECHNO April 14, 2022
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Kansas Waffle Iron

You defecate on a persons laptop keyboard and slam it shut.
Man fuck Jerry I'm gonna Kansas Waffle Iron his Laptop. Because he's from OHIO!
by Marine007 December 1, 2022
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Ironic

When you need to be somewhere for dinner and you literally got taken there for lunch that same day. And you usually never go at all!
it's ironic I got taken here earlier today and now I'm paying to come back!
by SammmyS July 27, 2017
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