This is so sad, Ok Google, play Africa by Toto

The ONLY response to having a bad day, no matter how minuscule that tragedy is, any one of the right minds must always listen to Africa by Toto during a tragedy.

"Dude, I found my wife, sleeping with another man"
"This is so sad, Ok Google, play Africa by Toto"
Google: "Ok, playing Africa by Toto on Spotify"
Africa by Toto: "....I hear the drums echoing tonight...."

by theShuaBruh July 9, 2018

deja google

The sensation you get when you realize you've just typed www.google.com in the address bar when you are already on Google. The same sensation can apply to many other websites.

I really need to change my homepage because there's no breaking the habit. I've deja googled seven times and it's not even fucking lunch.

by Rooks January 20, 2008

poop google

The act of googling whilst defecating.

This morning, I went on a nice poop google and found a great recipe for rosemary chicken.

by Slim_Dikkenz November 7, 2013

Fuck Google

When you have a product that works and that company sells its product to Google.

Dish Network voice activated remote control used to work until Google Assistant took over for search. Now the remote is worthless and all I can say is Fuck Google!

by /T\ October 20, 2019

fuck Google

your reply to google when it says, "here I'll give you all this shit that you and i don't know what to do with, and go fuck yourself."

Google: " here I'll give you all this shit that you and i don't know what to do with, and go fuck yourself"
you: "Fuck Google"

site took to long to respond

by King Candy_09 April 2, 2017

Wild Google Chase

Searching for information online in a frantic way, often characterized by repeatedly linking to other sites, so that you lose track of whatever it was you were originally searching for.

"She was talking about a band called Ludlow Station, and it sent me off on a wild google chase."

by lilserif May 16, 2007

Search Google or type URL

Search google or type URL is something you type when your life is going nowhere and you have so little going on that you have to type something so worthless. It might also be typed when someone is really bored and on the verge of crossing the plane of existence into a infinite pit of boredom.

Today I was bored and add Search Google or type URL to Urban Dictionary

by Imsoboredthatimmakingthis May 8, 2018