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The Gardener in Fairy Tales

A woman that loves a married man and is his partner in an affair. Should be ashamed of herself. No morals. Posting love online and clearly isn't what he wants. Fake love. I hope he leaves her for you. And I hope he hurts you in the exact same way he is hurting her now.
Keep being crapping like The Gardener in Fairy Tales. He doesn't love you or his wife. But you should tell her about the afair . Admit it to her like you do to random strangers. so she can find the love she deserves. Scum bag. Fake love. You deserve to be alone. Homewrecker.
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Night Gardener

Someone who uses urine to water various plants on the side of the road at night

Generally when intoxicated an unable to hold it for the duration of the trip
Passenger: I need to water the crops right now dude
Driver: You’re always such a night gardener
Passenger: I need to go now pull over to that to that ditch
by The Dirty Rafe January 2, 2023
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Urban Gardening

When using whole carrots as butt plugs your partner uses the leafy top to pull them out. Any topped produce may work.
I’ve never been on a farm, but got to do some Urban Gardening with this lady I met at Whole Foods. Great harvest.
by ducksmauler February 3, 2023
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Caleb gardener

spend before you think
by 0atb March 14, 2023
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Jayden gardener

Literally werewolf. Alpha male, hairiest man alive.
Abbie - “omg Jayden Gardener you ready for the full moon tonight”

Jayden- “I’m literally Alpha I’m always ready ”
by Bum hole sneeze November 13, 2023
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Riverside Gardens

A housing project complex located on the south end of Brantford Ontario. Widely regarded as the most violent housing project in the country with frequent murders and other violent crime. Drugs, poverty, and gangs fuel extreme crimes that plague the entire area. The project gained the moniker of “Killerside” almost immediately after it was constructed in the 1960s
by BrantfordGuide February 22, 2024
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Carroll Gardens

Neighborhood of Brooklyn on the other side of the Gowanus from Park Slope. Used to be mostly Italians but now it's just rich white hipsters in tiny million dollar apartments. There's a pizzeria on basically every block right along with a stupidly expensive coffee shop for all the hipsters. Home to Carroll Park where all the popular rich kids from Park Slope and the surrounding area do drugs.
Carroll Gardens is the most boring neighborhood ever unless you like $20 coffee or illegal drugs.
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