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Shite come bloud

A series of secret code words to be used in certain scenarios; as such.

Shite - This word is commonly used when you take a shit in your mother's mouth while cumming bloody semen in her vagina, or arse, hence the phrase; Shite come bloud. (Shit cum blood)

Come - Commonly used when a man is having a massive, uncontrollable orgasm, and is cumming shit out of his penis. His arse is bleeding; hence the phrase; Come Shite Bloud. (Cum Shit Blood)

Bloud - When the queen of England elopes and has a massive orgasm from her ears, and her lungs melt to sludge and shit and cum and blood. Hence the phrase...do I even have to say it???
That guy Shite come bloud with the Queen yesterday..freaks me out bro.
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A very unfunny movie that only middle aged women laugh at, especially moms.
Don't mind the noise in the background. That's not actually a chicken being strangled. It's just my mom laughing at some R-Rated Comedy Written by a Woman.
by you're dumb lol November 16, 2022
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It is a form of 360 ooga booga used to expression the pronunciation of Jeb.
Yo guess what I just landed a 360 ooga booga on Yens
No it’s Yens 360 ooga booga gotcha boom come here boy ooga booga rooga Fortnite bad that’s how you spell jeb
by TheGamingScientist27 December 1, 2020
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Come Down

when someone flinches or says something very wrong the person usually says COME DOWN and you take ur hand and you run there neck. MOST IMPORTANT RULE IF THEY SAY ONE BEFORE YOU SAY COME DOWN YOU CAN NOT RUN THERE NECK
Kevin: yo brandon 5 times 5 is 26
Brandon: 5 times 5 is 25 come down for that

example #2

Kevin: YO brandon 5 times 5 is 26
Brandon: no 5 times 5 is 25
kevin: one
BRANDON: lucky.. you coulda got a come down for that
by Kevin McCoy April 12, 2007
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come correct

To bring fresh rhymes; to have dope technique

Background: Hip hop, b-boy
by g-funk March 6, 2005
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Creeping up on the come up

To work yourself into the proximity of your desired subject with the sole purpose of shamelessly hitting on them. Said subject is usually aware of your stalking and may be seen rolling her eyes and muttering, Lord, he is creeping up on the come up AGAIN!'
Ok, ladies, stick together. Keep an eye out for nerdlingers trying to creep up on the come up!

When they first met, he thought she was just creeping up on the come up but as it turned out she wasn't skeevy like that at all.
by Jachobim November 29, 2006
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Come from the bushes

1). When a guy takes you by suprise by his appearence

2). In any online videogame, when you are killed by a surpise attack by an unknown assailent, you say "he came from the bushes and got me"

3). when i guy, preferably of the African-American race, comes from the bushes/shrubs to suprise his victim.
Guy1: boo!, got your ass
Guy2: ya you sure did scare me, you must have come from the bushes.
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Sniperking55: man ThatPurpIeStuff just chainsawed me like a fag and i didnt even see him dude, he must have came from the bushes.
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by Zach Mason January 28, 2008
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