cunt cheese

Every young lad must venture out on a journey to find himself in this world. On this journey he finds many things. One of these is the woman which he will take as his wife. While wondering young men will catch the scent of a womans vagina. This vile scent is actually the cunt cheese which resides within a womans cunt. As a mouse is drawn to limburger, so a mans penis is drawn to the cunt cheese. As a man eats/conquers the cunt cheese, he stakes his claim on her.

You can smell her cunt cheese from a mile away.

by Jbsmalls February 19, 2009

shocky cheese

Any kind of behavior that is actually hated for which the dislike is regularly forgotten until in the midst of acting upon said behavior. Could be an activity that is repeatedly performed or spending time in the company of another individual. Like a mouse repeatedly getting shocked by cheese in a laboratory. First mentioned on the Seattle radio show "Too Beautiful to Live" by Luke Burbank.

Every morning Starbucks gives me a shocky cheese moment when I go inside, order a coffee, and then realize that I hate Starbucks.

by Suckrpnch April 25, 2008

Cheese and Vegemite Sandwich

The lunch of choice for many Australian children (and adults, for that matter). Often found in school lunchboxes. Cheese used is usually Kraft Cheddar or Coon Tasty.

Referenced in the popular Australian song "Down Under" by Men At Work.

"What have you got for lunch today?"
"Cheese and vegemite sandwich again, mmm"
"Sweet!"

by Jamhos July 25, 2008

Double Cheese Chalupa

to have unprotected sex with two girls with out washing your penis in between

As soon as Janice left, Wifey showed up and Primeau had no choice but to give her the double cheese chalupa

by dbldn11 January 14, 2007

Milky Cheerio

After missionary the guy pulls out and cums on the girls stomach and her bellybutton fills up with cum, looking like a cheerio floating in milk.

" I had to shower after because I got a milky cheerio"

"he poured his milk in my cheerio"

by RobSu January 22, 2008

blow my cheese

A different way of saying "give me head".

Blow my cheese, hoe!

by diabolicalfritz September 19, 2009

Chuck E. Cheese

Chuck E. Cheese; a parent's worst nightmare. Delicious pizza & snotty brats asking you for extra money or coins. Parents avoid passing it up in fear of hearing the loud cry of "CHUCKEEEEEEEEEE CHCHCHEEEEEEEEEEESEEEEE!" And forced to waste $45.00 on pizza, hot wings,soda, & coins.kids love it. May dominate Speedzone, Celebration Station, or Main Event one day. WHEN PIGS FLY!

Parent is stuck in traffic with an empty shortcut street with CHUCK E. CHEESE SIGNS ALL OVER TH PLACE. 7 other cars are way ahead of you. Finally decides to go faster than Ozzy Osborne at an OMG Girlz concert

KID:"CH-CH-CH-CHUCKY CH-CHEESE!"
KID 2: "MOMMY, CAN WE GO?" (BATS EYELASHES)
PARENT :"DAMN IT!"
KID 1 & KID 2 IN UNISON: "DAMN IT MEANS YAY!"
Pulls into Chuck E. Cheese.

by TINKERBELL98 June 27, 2010