closet slut

one who has sex secretly because they are secretly gay and either 1)dating an openly gay guy or 2) dating another closet slut

he always hangs out with that boy, its almost like hes a closet slut....

by scott December 30, 2004

Closet Girlfriend

The girl at work that everyone rumors you with. The girl you are with when your wife thinks you are somewhere else doing work. The girl you spend what little free time you have with. The Hershey Pie from Burger King puts her in the best mood just cause it's so good!

John and his closet girlfriend had fun at the bar playing music on the jukebox while sipping an alcoholic beverage.

by Tabithaz February 15, 2010

Closet Theist

Noun – A person suffering cognitive dissonance over whether to keep their imaginary friend to themselves or come out and confirm to the world how retarded they truly are.

Despite intellectually knowing that god was a construct of man, Anna spent most her adult life as a closet theist hiding behind the claim of agnosticism. Deep down she really believed that one day she’d be departing to greener pastures to meet Joseph Smith, Freddie Mercury, Grandpa Bob, Jesus, Michael Jackson and the Easter Bunny.

by SmotherTeresa December 12, 2012

Closet Conservative

1) A male who hides his homosexuality by advocating strong conservative views.

2) Someone overcompensating for their sexuality by hating gays a little too much.

3) A baseball player.

"I know it seems crazy because he's sooo against gay marriage, but I'm pretty sure he's a closet conservative"

by TheWrangler May 26, 2009

closet freak girl

pocket sized bundle of fun. Has an inexplicable urge to defend stinking communists

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

Cloned

When some person wears practically the same kinds of clothes as yu and has similar hair

Omg look at bekky....shes totally cloned me.....i wore that same shirt in pink!

by Cowlie May 13, 2007

Closet Case Freek

Girls that appear to be smart and innocent but in reality are not afraid of gettin down and dirty.

-"What do you think about Michelle?I think she wants me bro"
-"No way man. She's way to innocent for that shit."
-"Nah bro. That chick is defenitly a closet case freek"

by D Crinc August 11, 2008