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indian breakfast 

It is a breakfast in which you call your girlfriend in the morning and have a threesome with her and your wife. They both lay on top of each other and then you fuck their ass holes turn be turn until they fill a jar with their cum. Then one sucks your dick and the other licks your ass. then you shove eggs in their ass and then do bdsm on them. You spank their boobs and ass. you put a dildo in them
i had an indian breakfast with your mom
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double breakfast 

An Italian way to express joy about something, usually not joyful things.
If Silvio Berlusconi dies I'll make double breakfast tomorrow.

If Silvio Berlusconi wakes up cold I'll make double breakfast tomorrow.
double breakfast by gingiacringia October 17, 2021

Porutuguese Breakfast 

What do you think it is you dirty minded human being?
It’s a breakfast made with Portuguese people
Jake: “is there anything to eat here”
Samuel: “well, the locals here sell their friends as breakfast, they call it a Porutuguese Breakfast

Awkward Breakfast 

When multiple people are staying at an apartment the morning after a party, they sit down to eat the most important meal of the day, and it’s obvious that two of those people had sex the night before.
That virgin is never going to get an Awkward Breakfast.
Awkward Breakfast by Golouer November 27, 2021

Tennessee breakfast 

When you pour syrup in her butthole and she farts on your pancakes.
Brittany made me the best Tennessee breakfast ever.
Tennessee breakfast by Mike Dunham December 2, 2021

Californian Breakfast 

When you, a male, squeezes your other male friends rolls together around your penis and thrusts back and forward until climax, then you lick it up.
Dude, me and my buddy are gonna try the Californian Breakfast tomorrow

Pennsylvania Breakfast 

Shotgunning a Keystone beer, especially in the morning. But much like traditional breakfast foods, it can be enjoyed any time of day. Bonus points if you have a Pennsylvania Breakfast in Pennsylvania, which is the Keystone state.
Throw me a Keystone, I’m gonna have a quick Pennsylvania Breakfast before we hit up that party