bearded taco

A flat out hairy snizz found on mostly fat red heads.

Ay! see that cum dumpster over der? She got the most heriest bearded taco out der

by Lakesha October 9, 2006

Blue Beard

When a girl takes a dump in a freshly cleaned porta-potty and some blue liquid splashes up onto her vagina and a guy gets it all over his face after going down on her.

You'll know a blue beard when you see it.

by strawberryjen January 18, 2009

bearded war hammer

Penis

He sunk his bearded war hammer into my vag.

by english 210 April 8, 2009

Beardgina

A isolated, triangular patch of long, scraggly hair protruding from the chin that could pass for a vagina.

"You have some banana (?) stuck to your Beardgina," or, "Would you care for some knockwurst with that Beardgina?"

by teezaweezl February 3, 2010

beardbros

Your bro who has a gnarly beard just like yours. Combining the word bro and beard creating beardbros.

"You guys have nice beards!"
"Yeah we're the beardbros!"

by Carlossj3 February 21, 2014

beardass

Either a badass with a prominent beard or some person whose beard makes him seem like a badass anyway.

This bearded guy seems pretty cool. He's a total beardass.

by felixh January 22, 2016

Beard Bleaching

When you go down on a woman often enough, the naturally acidic juices from the vagina bleach the hairs of your beard causing them to turn grey.

I had to use Just For Men because of all my years of beard bleaching.

by CongoJack February 2, 2023