hate boner 

When your hatred towards someone or something is so much and so obsessive, it's rather suggestive and often times freaky and unhealthy.

Person 1: I fucking hate your guts dude!
Person 2: ...bruh, get over your hate boner already. It's been a full year.

hate boner by bumerhoomorr34 January 27, 2021

math boner 

The ecstasy that follows when you solve that really hard differential equation problem.

I just solved that Laplace Transform on page 86 and totally got a math boner!

math boner by MechgineeringStud September 2, 2014

Congressional Medal of Boner 

The highest recognition given to deserving patriots of the sex industry who go beyond the call of booty, usually awarded by lawmakers (hence Congressional).

Mary Jane is awarded the Congressional Medal of Boner for her erotic deeds.

Congressional Medal of Boner by Ibaraki-Doji January 2, 2012

struggle boner

A boner a male achieves while a woman is struggling and or panicking. Tickling, wrestling, and other wholesome activities can induce a struggle boner.

I was tickling my girlfriend and I got a raging struggle boner.

struggle boner by The Ticklist January 1, 2014

Bladder Boner 

An erection caused by the accumulation of urine either during the day or after sleeping.

Mike: Dude what the fuck is that!?!?
Ryan: Sorry its my bladder boner, i slept for like 15 hours

Bladder Boner by Dino Susan December 25, 2009

Game-Boner 

When the excitement of an upcoming video game release is so overpowering it generates feelings of arousal.

Symptoms include: Pre-Orders, calendar reminders, scheduled days off, repetitive trailer watching, rescheduling important life events and the ending of relationships.

If your game-boner lasts more than 4 hours please consult a physician.

Dave: Did you see that trailer for the new Grand Theft Auto? It looks awesome!

Erik: Check my pants bro. I'm sportin' a major Game-Boner.

Game-Boner by GAMEWRECKERS October 30, 2012

breakfast boner 

an erection similar to the morning wood, only it is slightly delayed and doesnt rise until your at the breakfast table. can also refer to a morning wood erection that doesnt go down until your at the breafast table. or it can simply be used interchangably with morning wood.

Steve woke up in the morning to his surprise with no erection. However, while waiting on his pancakes Steve got a breakfast boner.

breakfast boner by canvasfred August 9, 2010