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Beastious

something that is better than being beast , if something is beast it is awesome eg that was a beast game of hide and seek so if something is beastious it was the best thing ever
"Man that jump was beastious it was so big" - if used in context that involves a big jump :L but can be used for anything amazing
by Seph the Ninja September 25, 2011
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beastiality

A man to afraid to allow sensual intimacy, therefore resorting to painful "on the verge of" masochistic sex acts to achieve sexual gratification. Not to be confused with bestiality, although uncertain if favored as well.
Nerious Le Brute a.k.a "the Beast" was known for his beastiality, often subjecting his concubines thru intolerable sexual acts to achieve gratification.
by Cermitt911 October 4, 2016
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Bastion Narrator

e.g. "I want Bastion Narrator to explicit descriptions redacted."
by PigeonKing October 3, 2017
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Beating The One Eyed Python

Beating The One Eyed Python is the term used to describe masturbation, an act in which a man strokes his foreskin back and forth until he orgasms. The term " Beating " adds to the violence of the smack because the user is not just pulling his python, he is infact beating it so damn hard that it turns red.
"Wow dad, i have been Beating The One Eyed Python over mum today!"
by Greacy Grace the Third November 27, 2018
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Beasting

The act of acting like a wild beast and shitting outside of the toilet; normally on a guest while they sleep.
Anton had to throw his sleeping bag away after he fell victim to a Beasting.
by Zonal K July 27, 2019
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Beating Around The Bush

N. When a person (TWEEKER) prefers to masturbate when there is a WILLING SEX PARTNER in THE room, or adjacent rooms.
All these bitches out here and ol' Stinky's in his room BEATING AROUND THE BUSH!
by Dumper Dave December 3, 2019
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Beatings

What you give to your disobediant child when he/she doesn't do his homework.
"Bobby got beatings from his dad when he found him not doing his homework"
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