heinous beaver

That heinous beaver stirred the turd by stealing my boyfriend.
by Dolly Dill September 09, 2017
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beaver reliever

A toy that someone brings to work to relieve stress... But once friends at work see it start to make very funny jokes at her and her beaver reliever expense.
"Emily what are you doing over there squeezing your beaver reliever? "
"Emily we are at work stop playing with your beaver reliever"
by Beaver reliever May 05, 2017
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wax the beaver

Want me to wax the beaver for you?
by Pokey123 June 18, 2008
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trojan beaver

Using the art of deception, a la the Trojan horse, in pursuit of debauchery often but not limited to pussy.
He didn’t have a profile picture but he used the ole Trojan beaver to lure Amanda under the bridge for a blowie.
by The Duke of Price Hill February 26, 2019
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Weaver Beaver diva

Someone that is gullible and believes everything they are told.
I told my friend I have two left feet his such a Weaver Beaver Diva.
by Benergy January 25, 2019
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Beaver-tail'n

When heat accumulates in the lower region of your nutsack causing testicle to fan out in a beaver tail type fashion
Hey Jon-michael can you turn the fan on im really Beaver-tail'n right now
by Cuch May 28, 2011
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beaver titties

what to say to a woman with large breasts.
generally she doesn't look like a beaver.....generally
used to confuse her to think about her breast
John: Hey Taylor Beaver titties
Taylor: Huh? feeling her breasts
by G Doh June 17, 2008
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