pump wank

When you beat your meat before meeting up with your girl or side hoe. That way it'll look bigger when you pull it out and slap it on her forehead like a baws.

Me: Damn, my girl is coming over, i better pump wank real quick just to make it look bigger.

by PumpWankMaster May 03, 2017

Wanks of Penkridge

Wanks of Penkridge

When something is so rubbish and underwhelming that you instantly presume it came from Penkridge

That tofu wanks of Penkridge

These pills wank of Penkridge

I better get some sleep before my date. I don't want to wank of Penkridge

by OoohLookAtMeGrowler February 20, 2019

pride wank

To masturbate over the proudness of oneself (rather than a sexual fantasy).

I'm so proud of myself for getting this promotion. I'm going to have a great pride wank tonight.

by X7000 September 12, 2017

muppet wank

During coitus, one partner (or a third person) inserts their full hand into the anus of the woman and grasps the man's penis through the walls of the rectum and vagina. They then proceed to masturbate the penis while simultaneously fisting the woman rectally.

Dude, I got muppet wanked by my girlfriends BFF during a threesome last night.

by Inoffensive_Account February 29, 2016

professional wank

Having a wank over someone’s LinkedIn profile.

LinkedIn recruiter: Hi! I came across your profile and thought you’d be great for this role.

Me: Please don’t have a professional wank over me

by antlizard March 01, 2021

Mossi Wank

While on the vinegar strokes, you scratch a mosquito bite to enhance orgasm.

I had a better orgasm when I scratched the mosquito bite on my arm. Mossi Wank

by Eddie Brezz June 24, 2023

wanking the gank

The act of stimulating the penis with your hand to achieve ejaculation; Male masturbation.

Commonly performed while viewing the pornography of MILFs.

Me: Hey man you see that new Lisa Ann vid on the Hub?
Friend: Hell ya bro I’m wanking the gank to it as we speak!

by The Don 1846 September 01, 2021