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The Biden Whisper

And now Jordan is even doing the Biden whisper! What the actual fuck? You know this is not good for you, right?

Hym “Jesus Christ you’re doing the Biden whisper now!? 🤦 ♂️ See that? The parties are merging. The more the asymmetry is lessened the more they become the same. It’s the exact same thing. THEY ARE THE SAME! That’s what you dumb motherfuckers don’t seem to understand. Do you’re really think they are 2 opposing sides? Constantly fighting for power? WRONG! That’s wrong! It’s the same goddamn thing. That’s why Dr. Don’t Worry Darling is so intent on “The right having their role of defending the hierarchies that keep them in power (that tilt towards tyranny and in spite of their general incompetence) and the left has to speak for people who can speak for themselves (but shouldn’t be taken seriously because they don’t have credentials) and pretend to give a shit about the working class (even though Jordan doesn’t believe they actually care and he’s also projecting because HE ALSO doesn’t care and is a charlatan).
THE SAME. 1 party. ONE! Uno! Ichi! The same goddamn thing on both sides. They do the exact same shit (sometimes in reverse). They aren’t good people because being “good people” to them is taking care of “the smallest viable human unit” THIER family. And you’ll NEVER get yours if it means they’ll lose theirs. And it ALWAYS means they’ll lose theirs because THAT’S HOW FINITE UNITS OF NUMBERS WORK. For them to have, you must have not. What is the statistical likelihood that the son or daughter of whatever business that exists is the most competent person for the job? Well? You’re a statistician aren’t you? What is the likelihood? Is it higher or lower than the likelihood that a cabinet comprised of 50/50 men and women are all the most competent people for the job? LOWER! The answer is LOWER. But if you ask Dr. DemandsRespect he’ll probably say “Well I don’t know I’m not a statistician right now! Right now I’m a pastry chef!” It’s a joke. A whole ass joke. The Biden Whisper? Come on man!”
by Hym Iam November 29, 2022
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Joe biden

its me fr ok fr
"im joe biden"
by Joebiden REAL February 18, 2024
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Joe Biden

The impeached 46th president guilty of bribery money laundering and treason.
Joe Biden was arrested and charged with treason at the end of 2024.
by Potony September 23, 2023
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Joe Biden

to put it simply: a senior citizen. Joe Biden deserves pity, not hate. he is a sad old man with dementia, he cannot perform simple everyday tasks like speaking or walking up a flight of stairs, frankly he should just be put in a nursing home.
It is so weird to think that an old man like Joe Biden ran our country.
by adnklt January 19, 2025
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Biden

A nice smell you get out of the bathroom that does not need flushing bc its as white as snow

other definitions of take a Biden are perfume fresh cookies cupcakes and all things beautiful
Another definition is waking up to a great morning
I woke up and to a nice morning of take BIDEN full of cupcakes and a beautiful day
by joethebiden2021 January 4, 2021
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Biden Bunny

Extremely Leftist. Biden is their icon. They love him and Jill!
by Must not be named February 9, 2022
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Biden my time

To calmly, rationally wait for the rest of the world to catch up with me. To never lose my cool while the madness dissolves and we then march on together into a better world.
I have this crazy idea that my rights are being denied by a group of people who want me to shut up about their crimes. So, I’m Biden my time while they run out of new things to try. Soon they will agree with me and we can move on to a better life together.
by You rReal Name November 14, 2020
mugGet the Biden my timemug.

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