Law 69

Law 69 states that if a woman is to pants a man, she must then give him a blowjob.

Yeah man, she totally thought she could pants me, but thanks to Law 69 she had to blow me after!

by DustierPond3 April 23, 2021

Poverty 69

Poverty 69 is a mocking name of an Indian Discord mod “Love 19”

Poverty 69 likes curry

by Viral Football October 11, 2023

69

You know what it is if you looked it up

“Oh daddy let’s do a 69 style”

by Why did you November 4, 2020

69

Known as the 'funny number that symbolises sex' instead of simply a number. It's the pinnacle of comedy.

"In 60 years I'll be 69. Epic!"

by anonymous May 8, 2021

69

position the circle = head and basically sucky sucky ha ha

you want to have 69

by sugmadick May 30, 2021

69

kys

you should 69

by isaac d yankem January 24, 2022

69

For some reason, humans appear to find this number humorous due to it being related to a method of procreation, it is unknown why they find sexual intercourse humorous.

“Hehe 69, nice.” -Human Subject #058.

by Ludsam February 9, 2024