by lovewithpeace November 7, 2021
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incel: "hey girl. you're beautiful, do you send any?"
girl: "wtf? no. dont ask me that again lol. that was creepy"
incel: *offended* "well damn bitch, it was just a question. why are you so rude?"
girl: "because you sound like a desperate incel and you certainly dont know how to talk to girls, creepy ass incel man."
incel: "ugh all of you are hoes anyways! i hate women! thats why you are fatherless and no one will want you."
girl: "wtf? no. dont ask me that again lol. that was creepy"
incel: *offended* "well damn bitch, it was just a question. why are you so rude?"
girl: "because you sound like a desperate incel and you certainly dont know how to talk to girls, creepy ass incel man."
incel: "ugh all of you are hoes anyways! i hate women! thats why you are fatherless and no one will want you."
by leonsass August 3, 2024
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