Definitions by MyArteriesAreClosing

arteries man 

a man who can, and will, close your arteries and will have his arteries closed

Non Cool Man: "Hey, who's Arteries Man?"
Cool Man: "He's gonna close your arteries."
Non Cool Man: "Wha--" *Dies from arteries being closed*

arteries man by MyArteriesAreClosing April 19, 2021