dirty laci

Usually a white bitch with a ugly pig nose nobody really likes girls named Laci so she never gets any sexual partners she eats herself out and vomits in her because she’s gross then eats the vomit because it feels good

thank god i have a sexual partner! i wouldn’t want to turn into a dirty laci

by ionlylikelatinos April 16, 2020

Dirty mayssa

When someone is so horny, they lick thier own tits/balls/penis...

I was so horny last night, I gave myself a dirty mayssa.

by Zakariapussiane August 28, 2021

dirty laundry

Dirty Laundry is the name given to the act of wiping ones penis on the bed sheets and/or curtins after engaging in anal sex.

After I had anal sex with that homeless chick I couldn't find a towell so I had to dirty laundry it.

by TheMentant October 21, 2011

Dirty Cartwheel

When you do a one handed cartwheel past someone, and during this you:

1.Ejaculate

2.Vomit

3. Deficate

all three of these must be completed at exactly the same time to acomplish the dirty cartwheel. Although you don't need to do one while going past someone, you can simply do it for the relief.

Wow...I would never be acrobatic enough to pull off a dirty cartwheel on someone.

Man I felt the biggest relief in my entire life after I did a dirt cartwheel...it's like I'm 10 pounds lighter.

by kiribayashi March 3, 2008

Dirty Sanchez

To wipe a booger on your friend or teammate, to wit, New York Jets QB Mark Sanchez in the 2011 AFC Championship.

I've picked a good one, now I need a target for a Dirty Sanchez.

Ew, Mark just Sanchezed his clean jersey.

by Andrew Scriber January 24, 2011

Dirty Rachel

Thick Latina,very attractive,and very active in bed with a tight pussy.

Dirty Rachel Pretty and sexy

by Jayden noveo Mendez June 1, 2020

Dirty Nancy

A threesome involving two guys and and a young, innocent virgin 18 year old for a pornographic film.

I can't get off to anything less than Dirty Nancy

by wigglex4yeah November 30, 2011