A woman from the suburbs who is addicted to heroin and pays for it by murdering the most empowering women of color. She also usually has a squishy cooter which makes sounds similar to the noise of squidward walking.
by megacoochie April 04, 2020
When you have that look on your face, when you want to be a badass and a hero. Instead, you truly have no idea what the fuck is going on.
When you are standing somewhere, looking like Mr. Badass, but when asked about anything your response is " I have no idea."
The dirty Doug is that look on your face of utter doubt and uncertainty, while trying to be the ultimate hero.
Similar to how Nicholas Cage looked in the movie 9/11.
When you are standing somewhere, looking like Mr. Badass, but when asked about anything your response is " I have no idea."
The dirty Doug is that look on your face of utter doubt and uncertainty, while trying to be the ultimate hero.
Similar to how Nicholas Cage looked in the movie 9/11.
Firefighter 1: " Here comes our fire chief"
Firefighter 2: " Do you think he will have that dirty doug look on his face again?"
Firefighter 1: " Yes probably, he's trying to look like a badass hero, but truly has no idea what the fuck he's doing. The house will most likely burn down from his lack of intelligence, and how more important it is to him how a badass hero he looks like."
Firefighter 2: " Do you think he will have that dirty doug look on his face again?"
Firefighter 1: " Yes probably, he's trying to look like a badass hero, but truly has no idea what the fuck he's doing. The house will most likely burn down from his lack of intelligence, and how more important it is to him how a badass hero he looks like."
by Dirty Jim Doug May 29, 2018
The girl turns her head sideways and you shit in her ear. Then you cockslap her from the under side extremely hard, causing the shit to fly up into the air.
by C0ckslapper March 10, 2009
Similar to a dirty sanchez, while hitting it from the back proceed to insert your finger into your own ass and then fish hook the recieving party. This will cause an imeadiate reaction ( most likely suprise and disgust). Best to be performed after the climax of your sexual adventure.
Brandon: Rizzo gave me one hell of a Dirty Schleimer last nite! I didn't know another mans ass could taste so good!
by Booze Hound #1 (Biscuit) February 15, 2008
by Maoext June 02, 2020
by TikTok And Taco Bell Lover April 16, 2020
Usually a white bitch with a ugly pig nose nobody really likes girls named Laci so she never gets any sexual partners she eats herself out and vomits in her because she’s gross then eats the vomit because it feels good
by ionlylikelatinos April 16, 2020