Dirty Necktie

When you have anal sex with a woman then titty fuck resulting in a brown streak inbetween her breasts this is called a dirty necktie
Did you hear he gave her a dirty necktie last night?
by kiribayashi March 03, 2008
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Dirty Cartwheel

When you do a one handed cartwheel past someone, and during this you:

1.Ejaculate

2.Vomit

3. Deficate

all three of these must be completed at exactly the same time to acomplish the dirty cartwheel. Although you don't need to do one while going past someone, you can simply do it for the relief.
Wow...I would never be acrobatic enough to pull off a dirty cartwheel on someone.

Man I felt the biggest relief in my entire life after I did a dirt cartwheel...it's like I'm 10 pounds lighter.
by kiribayashi March 03, 2008
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