Your Mom

The woman who was in my bed last night.

Your mom is sooooo hot

by Bigalsbigfails April 12, 2022

Your mom's ape

Something you say to a question you don't feel like explaining.

Clueless person: "What's that?"

You: "your mom's ape"

by Your mom's ape February 25, 2021

your mom

what i did last night

you:what did you do last night
me:your mom

by riding your moms dick November 11, 2021

your mom

someone that is always at my house ;)

im with your mom ;)

by idxhdhb July 26, 2022

your mom

The thing with the most mass in the entire universe so far. Unlike a black hole which also has a lot of mass. She doesn't attract stuff. She knocks them back and you know why? BECAUSE YO MAMA UGLY

your mom was so fat. The Chinese used her as inspiration for the great wall of China.

by Bigcoochieman42069 December 14, 2020

Your Mom

should have swallowed

"I smashed Your Mom last night"

by NuggetLord66 June 14, 2017

Your Mom

The hottest person in the world, even hotter than the Sun

Person 1: Dude, your mom looks so hot!
Person 2: Shut up! I know you jerked off to her

by Megaddo March 22, 2022