May 30

National be nice to your boyfriend day

Why are you so mean. It's National be nice to your boyfriend day. It's ducking may 30

by SmileDe May 29, 2021

May 5

May 5 is the day BAD BITCHES are born

Someone’s tries to kill you but it’s may 5th (you’re birthday) “imma BAD BITCH YOU CAN KILL ME”

by ASTRXO August 8, 2021

May 19

national spit on any new drivers car day

hey look there is an N sticker on their car
lets go spit on it
ya man i forgot it’s may 19th
yep they deserve my saliva

by anonymous June 6, 2021

May 23

An person who is handsome/bueatiful,athletic,good at everything,funny,loving person

A person born on may 23 is great at sex

by sexyape99 November 23, 2021

may 16th

A song by Lagwagon on the CD "Let's Talk About Feelings"

wooooooooooooo I love listening to May 16th!!!

by Danagizzzzzzzle April 26, 2008

May 6th

National randomly start stomping yur feet day. Lets make an earthquake and impeach trump pervs!!!

Wow! I can belive its May 6th!

by DefiningGravity January 2, 2020

May 8th

NATIONAL BOOTY HAIR DAY
(You rip out a piece of butt hair, and send a picture to someone)

Woman 1: “omg I just ripped out a BOOTY HAIR
Woman 2: “LET ME SEE”
(Then the day came, every May 8th is national booty hair day)

by Ocean🤷‍♀️🌊 May 8, 2020