invisible touch

The act of masturbating under the cloak of camouflage or darkness. A clandestine stroke, in other words.

My deer hunting trip was really taking a toll on me. After thinking about Oprah Winfrey for 5 minutes in my tree stand, I pulled my pudd out of my camo pants and had an invisible touch.

by Rondo Boner March 26, 2009

Touché

A fancy word used by people who think they know something. It means "a good comeback" or a.k.a. burn!

A: ....
B: touché!
A: fuck off

by IWasBilbo May 26, 2014

touching tattoos

When a gay man is doing his partner from behind and his stomach tattoo hits his partners lower back tattoo.

Ryan's boyfriend has a "punk star" stomach tattoo and Ryan has a butterfly lower back tattoo. When Ryan and his boyfriend have anal sex they call it touching tattoos.

by Brock North May 9, 2008

Touchfuck

Used to display anger at or because of someone who like to play with themselves to much...OR anyone in general.

You stupid touchfuck!

That touchfuck...

What a touchfuck.

1. "Whats buggin you?"
"Josh was trying to blame me for shit that he was supposed to do and never did..."
"What a touchfuck."

by Hackist October 11, 2008

Touch Scrone

A more scientific and educated way of saying "touch screen phone".

Fatkid: check out my new Touch scrone
Travis-klick: did you really just say touch scrone?!?!
Fatkid: dont make fun of my intelligence..

by Skalpel-Axen9ne January 3, 2010

Touch barrier

When an idiot thinks that someone touching you back is a big deal. If someone touches your shoulder (not skin on skin), it breaks the touch barrier. Not anywhere near first base, but still progressing apparently

Not actually a real thing, but you sure as hell try to convince them!

"Omg today during class he touched my back! He broke the touch barrier!"

by Whyishtishappeningtomern January 24, 2017

Testi-Touching-Pimp

someone who loves to touch testis

Justn Ohren is a testi touching pimp.

by P.P (PlayaPimp) September 20, 2003