Tom Logic

Something so incredibly dumb and lazy that it's almost brilliant!

Tom Logic: "I just wrapped my bowl in foil before using it so I don't have to wash it up"

by Des184 July 4, 2015

tom/richard

Gay beyond belief at home and in the car work shop. Some times tom and Richard hide in the pit and touch each other

Tom/richard tomand Richard are only bum friends.

by Riddle diddle September 9, 2015

Tom Kempe

A short way if saying a person has a small penis. Named after a man who had a very small penis and died while masturbating.

Oh man, you have a Tom Kempe

by LukeJames3221 November 19, 2015

Tom Terry

A Tom Terry is a close friend or one of the lads, usually very unassuming normal guy but given the opportunity will try and have sex with any of his close friends girlfriends or wives, like john terry.

''Did you here jamies been in a car accident?''

''better check on his girlfriend, i bet matrins already down at her house being a tom terry''

by Emilethedon December 3, 2015

Tom Allen

Brother of Jasper Allen and is Jewish

Don't pick up the coin... you're being a real Tom Allen

by n166 October 11, 2018

Sleeping Tom

When a person drapes their scrotum and testicles over the eyelids of a sleeping friend.

That kid was passed out in the bathroom so you know I had to give him a sleeping tom

by Heterofaggot October 21, 2018

Tom Homer

A rather round and large individual with an unfortunate accent. Enjoys talking absolute nonsense and noshing his boss off.

That bloke is a right Tom Homer.

by y0 Phish October 23, 2018