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Shooting stars

A lot of amazing funny memes about flying people lol
Did you see that meme about the shooting stars song

Everyone knows this is a shit example lol
by JeKankerMa February 24, 2017
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douche shoot

noun referring to female genitalia; hole into which one shoots douche.

also noun; a miserable female boss who hasn't gotten laid in years, she has huge hips, an enormous ass, horrible hair, tacky blue eye liner and terrible clothing.
I'm about to tell my manager to take this job and shove it up her douche shoot.
by two skinnyc's May 26, 2011
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Don't Shoot the Car

Mike: Hey dude I'm going to steal from Walmart, they wont stop shoplifters! (true)
Joe: Calm down man, Don't shoot the car!
by MakfromCali9109202 December 16, 2008
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Dooker shoot

First coined by Lydia Fraley McCormick in roughly 2005, it is the act of pretending to fire rockets out of your own or a childs ass as if it were a rocket launcher.
"I'm going to make the baby dooker shoot you" by holding the child on its back, gently jerking the leg, bent at the knee, back towards you like cocking a shotgun with the babys butt aimed at the person, and issuing the noise associated with children pretending to fire a gun.
by AuntieT November 21, 2011
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shooting glitter up her ass

When significant praise is given to a person who is undeserving of such praise; when everyone thinks this one person is so amazing, when in reality they're basic, unimpressive, and overrated
"everyone's always shooting glitter up her ass for being such a great actress, but she's painfully mediocre; borderline bad."
"Janet always shoots glitter up her daughter's ass for being a singing prodigy, but in reality, her daughter is unimpressive."
by glasspumpkin January 22, 2024
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Shoot And Loot

The act of letting a girl invite you to her house for sex, where upon after climax hitting her head on the headboard before leaving to raid the fridge till she wakes up.
i am going to shoot and loot this girl tonight.
by goneferlunch November 10, 2014
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shoot your goomy

Used in Adventure time fanfiction smut, is the equivalent of screaming Cum! or Fill me up! in Japanese hentai
I-I'm getting close...

Oh, goddd do it! Shoot your Goomy Finn!
by darqdjinn November 23, 2016
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