self chod 

noun: an instance in which you fuck yourself

verb: to fuck yourself, to fuck up, to self-sabotage

"Jon says he want to make friends, but he always cancels plans last minute. He's such self chod."
Oedipus learned that he had bedded his mother, and plucked out his own eyes. It was a real self chod.

self chod by montypythonllama August 7, 2017

Self-Made Beauty 

The phrase was first coined by brand Sally Hansen, which was founded by a self-made woman (Sally Hansen) in 1946, to refer to self-made women taking beauty into their own hands, and was launched as an advertising campaign by the Sally Hansen brand in 2017. The concept is based on research that beauty is much more meaningful, fulfilling and empowering if you do it yourself.

Your power-suit really brings out your self-made beauty!

Self-Made Beauty by selfmadewoman September 27, 2017

self cling ding 

Self suctioning dildo.

I wanted to pleasure myself in the shower, but couldn't find my self cling ding.

self cling ding by sepayne September 28, 2017

Self Pity 

Maja Persson

You're feeling self pity? Oh you mean you're feeling Maja Persson

Self Pity by Skogsmulle October 6, 2017

self-rogering 

British slang for masturbation. Not to be confused with "a proper rogering", which refers to someone who needs a good fuck.

A few clicks on pHub and it is self-rogering time.

self-rogering by SteelCityMafia November 24, 2017

self dealing

When someone wants to be a pig and cash in on what you already got going for yourself.

"Wow. I thought the mofo was honestly wanting to help. But his self dealing antics got in the way to having good sex."

self dealing by Aspxts-pa-leez April 24, 2018

Self-downer

A person who doesn’t care about themselves, but cares about other people

Boy 1: Woah did you see someone tripped Susie and all she did was ask if the boy was okay

Boy 2: Yeah what a self-downer

Self-downer by Amual January 24, 2018