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focker sandwich 

when you're barbra streisand and you go to grab your grandkids and you press them really close to your body, forming a shape resembling a "focker sandwich"
come here and give me a focker sandwich
focker sandwich by ajawaja December 22, 2010

Night Sandwich

Any sandwich you enjoy while intoxicated and a sober friend drove your ass to get it.
My slampiece took me to wendys last night for a night sandwich. I was so drunk I ordered an arbys roast beef.

Crab Sandwich 

A crab sandwich which is a bad decision, made in error by someone thinking it was initially the right thing to do or something that would be nice.
Going home with that girl last night turned out to be a crab sandwich
Crab Sandwich by Gardz86 November 23, 2011

Backwards Sandwich

A form of male masturbation where you cross your arms and use the back of your hands to hold your penis.

The hairier your hands are, the closer the experience will be to a 1970s vagina.
Todd: Oh shit, sorry man. Wait, what are you doing?
Stan: It's called the Backwards Sandwich, dude!
Todd: Huh. I uh, think I'm going to make a sandwich for myself.

lunch Sandwich 

A blow job or oral sex at lunch time or around noon
Can I get a lunch sandwich bae?
lunch Sandwich by ShortyBanGG December 23, 2013

cornbread sandwich 

Dang, you see her walkin' by with that cornbread sandwich?