One Beer Queer 

A person who gets drunk off one beer, therefore making themselves look like a queer.

Clarence:"Hey Devin are you drunk all ready?"
Devin:"GRRRRRR!"
Jim:"Yea he is, he's a one beer queer!"
Devin:"GRRRRRR!"

One Beer Queer by stanky slanky December 10, 2009

One Direction

another shit boy group put together by simon cowell who ofcourse have no talent and arent particularly attractive but hang somewhere between indie scenester kids and poppy douchebags.

One Girl - wow one direction are so original and fantastico
Two Girl - no, they have never written a song, none of them can sing and to top it off they are ugly.
Three Girl - id rather have my period twice a month than have this boyband exist, please god. Kill It

One Direction by Wo0o0ow Im In Belgium On Hols August 21, 2012

One Direction

A shit,faggot group with teenage girl fans who finger themselves and have nothing better to do in life than listen to shitty music,THEY'RE NOT A FUCKING BAND,THEY'RE A FUCKING GROUP,GET IT RIGHT YOU RETARDS. If you want good music,fucking listen to You Me At Six. They don't care about their fans they just want fucking money.

Girl: "OMG One Direction are the best I love them!"
Me: "They're ugly faggots with shit music,they don't care about their fans,they just want fucking money."

One Direction by KinnearMeAtSix August 30, 2012

one hit wonder 

One who after talking one "hit" of marijuana is already high; someone who reacts very quickly to the effects of marijuana.

"do you see her? she's already messed up"
"yeah, she's a one hit wonder."

one hit wonder by Julieeeeeee September 19, 2007

one hitta quita 

Expression, usually used for marijuana, that describes how good it is.

I went over to the rockwood roo to smoke after school kile's shit was a one-hitta-quita.

one hitta quita by Burnt April 1, 2005

one-eyed mayonnaise launcher 

(n.) Same as penis or dick.

Say, Doctor, I've been having an itch in the area of my one-eyed mayonnaise launcher. Might you have a look at it please?

one-eyed mayonnaise launcher by Robert E. Porter December 31, 2008

One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior 

This is used by a man to do battle with the woman's Bearded Clam. Better Known as the Penis.

I whipped out my One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior and my girlfriend screamed in horror at the immensity of it.

One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior by Mojo Maniac September 28, 2008