by Hercolena Oliver April 18, 2010
Get the No bolds barred mug.n. That Infuriating handle above the door that is widely believed to provide stability and security in a moving vehicle. Generally used by mothers in the passenger seat who are convinced that they gave birth to their deaths in vehicular manslaughter form. Regardless of how skilled a driver you are, your mother will always make it seem like you just took a screeching U-turn at 45mph.
He looked over and saw her clutching the mommy bar and decided to give her a reason to. The news that night: man causes 15 car pile-up, comes out of the wreckage screeching curses about a "mommy bar" of some sort.
by Inqy dink December 18, 2009
Get the Mommy Bar mug.Another name for a hangover. Works very nicely when you have been out drinking until 2am and have to call in sick for work the next day. You can simply say you have "the flu". You can leave out the "bar" part.
Example: Warner: "sorry, mike. I can't come to work today"
Mike: "ok"
Mike: "Josh, Warner called in sick...says she has
the flu"
Josh: "Yeah....BAR flu."
Example: Warner: "sorry, mike. I can't come to work today"
Mike: "ok"
Mike: "Josh, Warner called in sick...says she has
the flu"
Josh: "Yeah....BAR flu."
Warner: "sorry, mike. I can't come to work today"
Mike: "ok"
Mike: "Josh, Warner called in sick...says she has
the flu"
Josh: "Yeah....BAR flu."
Mike: "ok"
Mike: "Josh, Warner called in sick...says she has
the flu"
Josh: "Yeah....BAR flu."
by Dr. Joshstein January 7, 2012
Get the bar flu mug.What C2s think are the true meaning of friendship. Granola bars are often used to get friendships with C2s. BUY GRANOLA BARS
C2: HOW COULD YOU NOT BRING A GRANOLA BAR?????
Person 3: I- I brought you these FruitSnacks.
C2: FRUITSNACKS ARE NOT OF EQUAL VALUE AS GRANOLA BARS!!!
Person 3: They're not?
C2: THAT'S IT! OUR FRIENDSHIP IS OVER!
Person 3: I- I brought you these FruitSnacks.
C2: FRUITSNACKS ARE NOT OF EQUAL VALUE AS GRANOLA BARS!!!
Person 3: They're not?
C2: THAT'S IT! OUR FRIENDSHIP IS OVER!
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021
Get the Granola Bar mug.Having or spending $100. C stands for "centum" the Latin word for 100. Bar stands for a bundle of bills.
by wxbeach October 30, 2011
Get the C-Bar mug.Named after prominent ex-Muslim author Ayan Hirsi Ali, a Hirsi Bar is a Somalian woman who apostates from Islam and then travels the world telling stories about how her clitoris was removed and blaming it on her former religion.
"If you want a Green Card, then the best way is turn yourself into a Hirsi Bar."
After leaving Islam, she realised all she had was her FGM story and so she became a Hirsi Bar.
The American Enterprise Institute needed a Hirsi Bar to give a lecture, so they called her.
After leaving Islam, she realised all she had was her FGM story and so she became a Hirsi Bar.
The American Enterprise Institute needed a Hirsi Bar to give a lecture, so they called her.
by IScience April 1, 2008
Get the Hirsi Bar mug.by bigspuds July 7, 2006
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