Mexican Waffle 

A waffle with manbutter and syrup instead of regular butter and syrup. Best served as part of breakfast in bed.

"Hey babe, you want me to make a special breakfast for you?"

"Yeah! That'd be awesome!"

"You're right, I will make a Mexican Waffle you'll never forget. I have a special organic protein butter that makes it really unique."

Mexican Waffle by PTSpice August 13, 2009

mexican brown trout 

A large light brown in color terd that hangs above the water about an inch. Thus simulating a trout being released into the wild.

Man billy just released the biggest mexican brown trout back into the wild.

mexican brown trout by dixie4x4 July 14, 2006

Mexican Standoff 

A confrontation between several enemy's risking & willing to inflict damage towards each other in-order to resolve an issue. Guns are drawn and ready, neither side wants to participate in shooting but is willing if the opponent decides to fire their weapon first.

Nazi "Hear that?"
Nazi "That was the sound of my Walther pistol."
Basterd #1 "That makes two of us."
Basterd #1 "I've had a gun pointed at you since you've sat."
Nazi "Looks like we have a Mexican Standoff in our hands."
Basterd #2 "Say auf Wiedersehen to your Nazi balls!"
Boom! Boom! Boom!

Mexican Standoff by Strong Chuy February 13, 2010

Mexican Shower 

A quick spraying of a cheap cologne or a fast swipe of deodorant to mask the smell of one's body odor. Also related to a Pirate Bath.

I smelled real bad, but I didn't have time to take a real shower, so I had to take a Mexican Shower instead.

I think he just took a Mexican Shower, because as soon as I got close all I could smell was stank.

Mexican Shower by PattyBadFingers September 30, 2009

Mexican Mafia 

Group in Mexico or southern california. Made up of chicanos or people from prison. A gang that is bigger then the KKK or any amount of bloods and crips. You can tell who a member of the mexican mafia is if they have a tattoo that says 100% Chicano.

Juan: que onda guay, whacha claiming
Angel: Mexican Mafia puto, whats the problem

Mexican Mafia by 100% CHICANO October 4, 2005

mexican piledriver 

First the man gets a hard on and stand on top of a counter.
Second he wraps his weiner in a tortilla shell.
The woman then spreads her legs and lays on the floor
The man then jumps down and tries to get his totilla covered weiner to land in the vagina.

Mitch gave sam a mexican piledriver last night.

mexican piledriver by Benny123456 February 21, 2007

Mexican Shit 

After a night of extreme drinking, you get up to take a shit. And it smells so bad that your eyes BURN.

"Steve, i could smell your mexican shit on the other side of the building... how fucked up did you get last night dude?"

Mexican Shit by Mike D June 20, 2006