Coons Ass

A person who has a love for the swamps and swamp life in the Cajun areas of the Lower South Eastern United States.

"My cousin Ricky Bobby loves to watch that television show where that Coons Ass be yelling, 'Choot Dat Alley Geigh Duh'.
(Shoot That Alligator)

by Poop Stain Barney May 22, 2011

ass back

(noun) the lower part of an overweight person's back, resembling an ass, with its own crack and everything. An extra ass, above the belt, on the back.

That dude needs to put his shirt back on, 'cause I can't stop staring at his ass back.

by lance_w_c September 10, 2008

Dirty Ass

An untidy, dirty and smelly neither region known as the ass and bunghole or crotch.

After a long day of working on the construction site, Roger came home and showered and washed his Dirty Ass.

by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015

ass dolphin

when you swim under water towards a group of unsuspecting people, pull your trunks down, stick your ass out of the water then fart and water shoots out your ass.

something I did on saturday night while about 10 Guinnesses deep.

by Big Nation May 12, 2003

Ass-clown

A moron , someone of inferior intellect. A person who is obviously stupid. A knob-head.

1.you are acting like a complete ass-clown
2.arrggg your an ass-clown

by Adamski! October 03, 2006

ass mongler

one who mongles the ass, or basically owns it; aka raging homo.

daniel is the biggest ass mongler in the world

by daniel attaway January 09, 2003

Ass spider

A little piece of dried poop, which, when pulled loose, takes along with it a collection of butt hairs so it resembles a spider body and hair legs.

It's a guy thing. Women do not have ass spiders.

When he pulled the crusty bit loose it ripped out a bunch of butt hairs leaving him holding a worthy ass spider in the paper.

by LabMom July 30, 2009