Time Hog

International Pig of Mystery whose powers include skeet shooting, satirical wit, and obscure Wes Anderson references. He wears a cape, only sometimes gels his hair, and generally has a difficult time putting on weight.

"Hey Time Hog, come over here and TRY to solve world hunger."

"No thanks. Do you especially think I'm NOT a genius? You didn't even have to think about it, did you?Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?"

by International Pig of Mystery September 20, 2013

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hog lobster

When you go down on a guy and his penis smells like seafood.

Girl #1: How was his dick?
Girl #2: It tasted terrible. He had a rough case of hog lobster.

by Lach stock October 20, 2017

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alabama hog fight

While Eiffel towering a girl with a buddy you decide to have an arm wrestling match on her back.

Me and my buddy went home with a girl from the bar and decided to have an Alabama hog fight on her.

by Wafflestomper69 March 5, 2021

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chest hogs

An ample and supple pair of bosom on a woman. These babies are typically blue ribbon prize winning oinkers.

" Hey Pat, Check out the prize winning chest hogs on green shirt over there at the bar!"

by chesthogman March 21, 2024

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Scrotum Hog

A sexually promiscous woman, usually with a well used vagina, who during sex, takes not only the entirety of the penis, but also the testicles, into her vagina.

Jane's such a scrotum hog, John said he got his nuts stuck in her last night.

by Avery the Great July 13, 2011

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