feral hogs 

Symbolic of the everyday struggles of modern conservative Americans, feral hogs wander the countryside in packs of 30-50, looking for small children playing in yards that are not protected by a good guy with a gun. All patriotic, god-fearing Americans support the Second Amendment because they know it is the only thing that stands between them and a herd of hogs of semi-determinate size.

Some hold that the hogs are actually a metaphor for pigs, (slang for police), and the guns are needed to protect innocent children from government overreach. Others insist that the hogs are literally in our yards right now, and we need to get off the computer and go protect our children.

It only takes 3-5 minutes for your children to succumb to the feral hogs. Stay watchful. Stay vigilant. Buy another gun.

feral hogs by torontonium August 7, 2019

Lane-Hogger 

Hogging a traffic lane

Person is a Lane-Hogger, when driving slow in the fast lane, and not moving over for faster traffic to go by

Lane-Hogger by EishJA May 9, 2013

Hogmanay 

Hogmanay is a purely Scottish tradition, also celebrated in some parts of the north of England. It is celebrated on New Year's Eve. It is not a British tradition at all, being purely Scottish. There are massive street parties (100,000+) people in Edinburgh, and local celebrations elsewhere. There is also a great deal of fantastic television specials, from Scottish comedy shows like Chewin' The Fat and Only an Excuse. Large amounts of whisky (it can only be called whisky if it's from Scotland) are consumed, large amounts of food is consumed, lots of pipe bands play, sometimes people even commit karaoke.

Hogmanay is the best party of the year

Scottish guy: I'm goin' hame fur Hogmanay!
English guy: what's Hogmanay?
Scottish guy: *Hiccup* What did you say about ma maw?

If you aren't celebrating Hogmanay, your life isn't worth living! Just die now.

PS Calling someone Scotch is offensive, its Scottish, biatch.

Hogmanay by ConversionNinja December 31, 2005

hoglet 

A baby hedgehog.

Hoglets love to cuddle with their mom.

hoglet by VQqqq April 7, 2011

Hogs by 90 

Your war cry in combat, because this word is given to you by God. When an armed attack is made upon the enemy, let this one cry be raised by all the soldiers of God: It is the will of God! It is the will of God!” Shouts of “Hogs by 90!”

"Hogs by 90?"
"Hogs by 90."

Hogs by 90 by fijihasbiggay November 13, 2020

Hogin 

The courageous art of going to a bar and/or party solely in competition to see who can bring home the fattest (largest) member of the opposite sex.

Tom: Hey man im fuckin trashed lets go "Hogin" tonight.
Jared: Dude last time we went I hooked a whale.

Hogin by ThaChief July 3, 2005

Boss Hoggin 

To be Boss Hoggin would be to mirror the traits of "Boss" Hogg who was the wealthiest man in Hazzard County. As his name would imply, Hogg was incredibly greedy. The character was to be the personification of the Seven deadly sins. Boss Hogg would stop at nothing to get his hands on more money, including executing many nefarious and criminal schemes.

im up before the sunrise, pullin out my supplies, i got hustle in my eyes, cant let the cash die, im boss hoggin on low chasin my stacks, whether weed or cd's or keys or crack.

Boss Hoggin by rk03 March 29, 2007