gundi hair

Large, enormous hair. Akin to wearing a football helmet while not playing football. Popular among German women.

Not to be confused with gundi, the popular Iranian soup of turkey meatballs. You would not want to find gundi hair in your gundi.
Well, I guess it's to be expected that you have gundi hair after not cutting it for five months.

You're not getting in here with that gundi hair.
by Mahmoud J December 24, 2009
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tasman hair

A 10 inch dick covered in hair.
by THECOOL April 07, 2014
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Hair System

A hair system (aka toupee) is worn by men with hairloss or who are going bald to create the look of real hair. They are made up of a base with hair attached to it that is taped/glued onto the head and last for several months at a time.
I love your new hair system, where did you get it?
I got it from Lordhair!
by luc9999 October 28, 2021
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hair pocket

A winter hat worn mostly by females that holds all of their hair inside a toasty pocket; a backwards beret; the opposite of a merkin if worn to conceal genital hair
Thot, put your hair pocket on!
by tremontmanatee December 28, 2014
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mother hair

The hair that is the main hair on your body, face, or head. If this hair is lost the reamainder of your hair will begin to fall out.
by Yosef Khalil December 10, 2017
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burger hair

did you see Marian over there? She totally has burger hair !!!!
by 1293928339.9 November 10, 2021
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Elven Hair

A weird long hair that grows seemingly overnight from your arm, back, or other unexpected part of the body.
I just pulled a 4 inch elven hair from my shoulder. That totally wasn’t there yesterday.
by Shewolf55 July 19, 2020
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