by dicknommer69 November 30, 2018

by That’s Lesbian October 19, 2020

Hotel Owner: Listen up everyone! I saw one of you giving birth to a general in the burns unit this morning, and I wanna know who!
Confused Man: What?!
Hotel Owner: Someone shat in the shower.
Confused Man: What?!
Hotel Owner: Someone shat in the shower.
by BringerOfWordsdom September 21, 2009

1.It could be used by a random chick wanting a one night stand without the expenses of pregnacy
2. Your significant other implying they're ready for oral
3.some horny girl looking for some sausage to suck
4. A girl trying to express their feelings for you in an unusual manner
2. Your significant other implying they're ready for oral
3.some horny girl looking for some sausage to suck
4. A girl trying to express their feelings for you in an unusual manner
by Xmyhabit March 31, 2017

by metalmanchip October 12, 2008

by sexpixie June 22, 2008

This is when u r too much for the others to handle that they r just like wooowwwwww lukat this barrass.
and then u r like yess ohh I'M TOO GLAM TO GIVE A DAMN.
PERIODDDTTTTT!!!!
and then u r like yess ohh I'M TOO GLAM TO GIVE A DAMN.
PERIODDDTTTTT!!!!
Mop and Towel are too glam to give a damn.
I'm too glam to give a damn.
When u see ur classmates looking fine and u say to urself why am in not like them, NOOOOOOOOO GO AND ASK MOP AND TOWEL AND THEY WILL SAY " I'M TOO GLAM TO GIVE A DAMN"
I'm too glam to give a damn.
When u see ur classmates looking fine and u say to urself why am in not like them, NOOOOOOOOO GO AND ASK MOP AND TOWEL AND THEY WILL SAY " I'M TOO GLAM TO GIVE A DAMN"
by Random A34 November 2, 2020
