UD Dumb Fuck

You are a UD Dumb Fuck if you ever came onto Urban Dictionary to define someone's name that you know. The "definition" usually starts with "so and so persons are sweet and caring... blah, blah, barf!". Or it could be the opposite with "so and so person is an annoying asshole".

Either way it's fucking dumb because there are literally hundreds of names on UD which have the same lame definition because not only are these writers dumb as fuck but they lack the creativity to write an original sweet ode to the girl or boy who undoubtedly has them in the "friend zone" or is fucking someone else because that's what happens when you're clingy and annoying.
UD Dumb Fuck: Summer is as funny as she is sweet...

DJ (over loudspeaker): Summer to the main stage, Autumn to the Champaign Room.

(Music in the background): Ass titties, ass and titties, ass ass titties titties ass and titties...
by Dr.FartScientist November 03, 2018
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Big Dumb Idiot

Puerto Rican who swings both ways but claims he is heterosexual. A very flambouant personality who craves KAKS 24x7.
"Your a big dumb idiot."

"Whats that?"
"A salt and pepper haired Puerto Rican who gropes men of all ages."
by Big Kak September 11, 2013
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Stupid dumb nigger

Yo that kid is really using Spotify 💀... stupid dumb nigger
by Bobby the murdara January 17, 2021
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dumb mother fucker

why we John Kerry as president he will lead our national security to becoem safer then bush ever could
by joe blow March 03, 2004
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dumb cunt

‘you have been diagnosed with kayla’ aka you are a dumb cunt
by __anonymous__28 December 12, 2018
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dumb and dumber dump

A "dumb and dumber" dump is usually experienced after a heavy night of drinking, it is a rare but satisfying ocasion where you loose all form of bowel control. Simply sitting on the throne and holding on for dear life. Named proudly after a scene from dumb and dumber
Dave: Jesus christ I'd leave it five minutes man

Jaime: You had a bit of trouble with that dodgey pint you had last night

Dave: Better believe it man, I just totally destroyed
your toilet with a dumb and dumber dump!

Jaime: You're such a cunt.
by djb1905 January 28, 2008
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Getting your dumb on

When someone with at least marginal intelligence chooses to do something completely mindless like watch low quality "reality" television or flip through "US Weekly".
Brother-in-law: "Are you watching Bachelorette?"

Sister-in-law: "It's my one release and the girl is from Charlotte, just like I am."

Wife: "You're getting your dumb on!"
by T-Browser July 17, 2012
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