Cum Queef

A woman queefing after the male ejaculated in her vagina after being fucked hard, which blows semen all over the male subject covering him in is own love goo.

My wife cum queefed all over my nuts last night!

by Tim Yoder December 27, 2007

cum clown

Ejackulating on a girls face and spreading it around so she looks like a clown with white face paint.

I gave carrie a cum clown last night.

by Matt H... February 15, 2006

Cum-copter

projected load of jit that exits the penis with such force as to cause a spinning motion somewhat similar to that of a helicopter roter in motion.

Her forehead makes a great landing pad for a cum-copter.

by C. Hinchey June 2, 2008

Cum Jacker

A single woman in her mid to late thirties who lies to a man, telling him that she is on the pill, while in fact she is not. She does this with the ultimate goal to get pregnant.

Can you believe she turned out to be a cum jacker? Now I'm a freakin' Dad.

by Judcliff April 19, 2010

Cum Alarm

Whilst your girlfriend is sleeping, you masterbate and just before cumming, you wake her up and cum in her face. Hence, waking her up with a 'Cum Alarm'

I woke up Kylie with the 'Cum Alarm;.

by Gergos September 26, 2011

cum mop

a person who is always willing to do the act of taking a cum shot or someone who is known for always swallowing.

"Everyone in the bar knew that Amy was the town cum mop."

by Jimmy Dallas May 10, 2006

Cum Fountain

To not masturbate for a elongated period of time, thus whenever you ejaculate you produce a fountain of jizz.

After 2 months I finally unleashed my cum fountain on my girlfriend?

by Jizz Jizzson June 23, 2011