College

Alcohol filled childhood.

College is just like my childhood except for the alcohol.

by Slenderman77 November 29, 2015

college

Another version of school (pain in the ***) but it actually affects your future career.

Man, why didn't we take college before we went to school?

by LookBehindYou.... May 12, 2016

College

A place where you go and spend lots of money, ultimately to waste time on Urban Dictionary when you're supposed to be writing a case study on Women in Management.

Transgender Uncle: How's college treating ya?

Me: Not as well as it treated you.

by neutrogina October 9, 2016

College

The 4 years of your life that simultaneously make you want to rip out your hair and get blackout drunk.

Yo college man

by SavageAttack October 24, 2017

College of Knowledge

College of knowledge is a perjorative term for a particular school in Sydney, Australia! A school call to arms regarding the more ridiculous facets of the school

Typical! The College of Knowledge at it again.

by Penske File May 24, 2018

collinear anatidae

A fancy way of saying "ducks in a row", which is an expression meaning having to have everything setup perfectly to work.

Collinear = in a line
anatidae = family of birds know as ducks.

You'd really have to have collinear anatidae if you want to get a rocket to Mars.

by gleenn July 10, 2018

College

A place that American students pay thousands of dollars to go to in order to learn "higher education," usually for minimal payoff. The reality of the matter is that college teaches you nothing, a degree doesn't gaurantee you a high-paying career, and in the end it is usually all a waste of time.

College in the United States is a scam.

Sally went to college and got a bachelor's in English, only to never use it. She now works an "entry level" job in retail.

by StarryNight002 December 8, 2018