hog carmen 

When you've worked in Sports Talk Radio long enough to become a legend, you're a "Hog Carmen!"

I turned on 92.3 The Fan in Cleveland this morning, and I heard the Legendary Hog Carmen in action!

hog carmen by Darksatan624 November 26, 2019

Leaking Carpenter 

When you Power Nut in your girl then have her fix the bed frame without letting her clean up herself, causing your baby batter to leak down her leg.

Roommate 1: So you guys gonna buy a new bed frame after that Power Nut?
Roommate 2: Nah man, my girl became a Leaking Carpenter and fixed it up quick.

Leaking Carpenter by ZairStorm December 6, 2019

dirty carden 

A man who sticks finger inside of his asshole to nut while jerking off

“Joshua you okay”

“Yea , I had to pull a good ole dirty carden”

dirty carden by Nigger mann May 11, 2020

Scott Carson

Scott Carson is the greatest footballer to ever exist, he is the winner of 7 Ballon Dor’s and numerous other prestigious awards. His super fans @RedmondKristian and @Carsonator_ post Scott Carson prop to show the world how much of a legend Scotty C is. Undisputed 🐐

Scott Carson is the 🐐 man, he’s the 🐐!

Scott Carson by Bosco444 September 10, 2020

scottish carpentry

The term is not used to describe the quality of Scottish Carpenters (who are craftsmen/women and do great work!)

The term is used to describe the linear rage within the Scottish soul - A progressive reaction to a progressive in-justice that has no real cause - A 'slow-burn' explosion. This is best described through the medium of poetry:

Scottish Carpentry

Owit, Aya, Mammy Daddy!
A hit ma thumb wi' a hammer
An’ that wis fuckin' sore

Christ all-bloody mighty!
Noo a’ve fuckin’ drapped it
It's fell on ma fuckin' toe

Cuntin' fuckin' bastardin' hammer!
The blood's goin' in ma eye

A loast the plot, heedered the nail
Everything must die!!

Aaaaaaah fuckin' hate wid!

I suffer from Scottish Carpentry and now I hate wood! (In this example, 'wood' can be substituted for any other noun or verb.)

scottish carpentry by Jackson Greenhorn September 16, 2020

Daddy Carson 

A name that Sam likes yo call Carson.

Oh hey look it’s daddy Carson!

Daddy Carson by Daddy Carson November 17, 2020

Marlene Carstens 

Most perfect girl, beautiful eyes, pretty smile, funny, smart and the best gf.

E,”I love Marlene Carstens .”

Marlene Carstens by You’re love June 12, 2021