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Kibble in the Bowl 

Used when explaining to a pet why you have to leave them and go to work
I know you don't like it when I go to work, Zeke. But I've gotta put kibble in the bowl, Zeke, kibble in the bowl.
Kibble in the Bowl by Don Heflin October 17, 2022

Put kibble in the bowl 

Expression to explain to dogs why you have to go to work. (Cats don't care.)
I know you don't want me to go to work (name of dog). But I gotta put kibble in the bowl, buddy, kibble in the bowl.

Too many hands in the salad bowl 

1. Too many opinions; back off.
2. Slow the fuck down.
1. Stop it, Jake. You’re confusing me! You got too many hands in the goddamn salad bowl!
2. TSA Agent: Folks, one at a time please. We’re getting’ too many hands in the salad bowl.

super bowl 

The Gayest Overrated Thing On Earth. Millions Of American Men Sit On There Couch Screaming At The T.V Drinking Bear And Jumping Up & Down Every Time Some One Uses There HANDS To Catch Something. Play Breaks Down Every 30 Seconds And Any One Who Is Not An American Fag Has Already Turned Over Or Fell Asleep By Half Time. Supposedly For "Real Men" Because Of The Shit Load Of Protection They Wear. The Actual Event Itself And What They Do At Half Time Is Actually More Interesting Than The Supposed "Game" That Is Being Played. turd
American Fag Number 1: "Oh My God Did You See The Super Bowl?!"

American Fag Number 2: " Of Course! I've Been Waiting For It All Year, I Mean It's Not Exactly Anything Special And Is The Same As Any Other "Footabll" Game I've Seen, But Now It's Over I've Got Nothin' To Do For A Year!"

Non-American Person: "Yer I Tryed Watchin It But I Didn't Know What The Fuck Was Goin' On And They Kept Just Stopping Play, What The Fuck Dude? And I Also Can't Stand Fat Sweaty Americans Getting Over Excited About Some Guy Catchin' A Ball."

American Fag Number 1: "Fair Point."

cereal bowl 

when someone has a concave chest. Resembling a cereal bowl
that kid over there with the short bus has a CEREAL BOWL chest! hee hee
cereal bowl by shawna donkey August 4, 2003

Denver chili bowl 

An involuntary circumstance involving glorified Super Bowl hype and ingesting 3 times more chili than a family of 5.
This usually results in monday morning office shit so stinky that your coworkers voluntarily move offices to get away from the bathroom 67 feet down the hall.

Also, may or may not involve John Elway and his huge collection of beaver pelts.
In the name of J.C, Phil's Denver Chili Bowl just creeped into the itchiest part of my brain.
Denver chili bowl by Magnus Corelian February 12, 2007