Fractal Asshole

A person who is an asshole at any distance. When you get closer and closer to them there's just more asshole. Likewise, as you get further away from them they are still an asshole.

Evan was such a fractal asshole to the girls in his first year at Lewis & Clark, that they all made sure to tell their friends and the incoming freshmen not to sleep with him.

by LCgirlscheatedonbyEvan June 06, 2013

raunchy asshole

someones who's ass is crusty , rusty , hairy and unwashed for probably about 10 years

raunchy asshole

by boston bobby March 06, 2014

Farm asshole

You live on a farm and your ass hole looks like a pigs and a horses ass hole combined and there is hay stickin out its ass when it bends over and there's a donkey face on the ass hole

Hey does he have a farm asshole it sure looks like it and I see the hay

by Dshshgs February 19, 2016

Smashed assholes

The someone looks. When lookong like "death" is an understaement and you need to go a few steps further.

Did you not sleep last night?? You look like a bag of smashed assholes!!

by Canthandlethistruth June 29, 2016

Wet Asshole

When you're licking your girls coochie, and your tongue goes too far down. It's an wet asshole.

Guy 1: Last night i was eating my girl out I ended up going a little too far South.

Guy 2: So you gave her a wet asshole.

by tyandmonique November 01, 2017

joyless asshole

A person that is miserable and takes joy in others misery.

"The guy who watched me die in that game and then t-bagged me is a real joyless asshole"

by GD-Defined December 26, 2013

asshole intervention

A type of intervention commonly used by conservative religious groups to discourage homosexual activity.

Alex came out to his parents and they held an asshole intervention.

by Mr. Greenwood June 01, 2009