vertical funeral

the act of getting married, resulting in the "end of your life"

I cannot beleive we attended Bob's vertical funeral today, he is so screwed now.

by FoxHat March 26, 2007

verafly

the illest skate team ever

yo that skate team verafly is so fuckin sick

by VERAFLY July 26, 2009

Verlanic

creapy old male gym teacher who likes to pray on little innocent highschool girls;

"Can I have this dance?" Mr. Verlanic asked.

"She bites hard", Mr. Verlanic said.

by Dora the Explorer, non-mexi February 23, 2010

Verdukianism

'''Verdukianism''' ( Ver-Do-Key-an-ism ) is a religion where people belive in the healing power of root beer, and a man can have up to nine wives if two of them are male.some holidays include Merlin-Pean which is a celebration where Verdukians leave work and go to the movies, and The Day of Mouth Pleasures, where Verdukians recieve free sausage pizza and gentle flossing done by a blonde virgin.practices include putting out a picture of Jimmy Conners and a bowl of meat cubes on an altar, singing Verdukian songs, drinking root beer, geting maried and eating pizza.

"Hey do you practice Verdukianism"
"Yes I do"

"Than you must know that today is merlin pean and tomorrow is The Day if Mouth pleasures."
"ohh Yeah i almost forgot to hire a Blonde virgin."
"amd don't forget the picture of Jimmy conners or else Meriln Pean will punish you by taking away your blonde virgin!"
"ok see ya"

by Kim Jong Grill January 22, 2015

Veron

Veron is a person who loves to do things that require no fucks to be given.He can fuck your bitch many times and leave no trace of a scene.He has a big dick and is packing enough to fill any girl up.

Veron is so hot,for he could fuck me.

by Bend Thatback November 6, 2021

Verizon

A place where you buy phones, tablets, iPads etc they sell Android, Apple, Samsung. Some people say they sell the best electronics

William: Yo bro I just bought a new iPhone from Verizon!
John: Cool what version?
William: IPhone 12.

by Reversed March 30, 2022

Ke$ha (Verb)

The act of making a girl externally sticky, by the means of either pouring a drink on her (i.e. beer) or by splashing her with bodily fluids (i.e. semen), then followed by tossing glitter in her face to make her "feel pretty", then finished by expelling her from your dwelling (i.e. dorm or hotel room).

Yeah I'm gonna Ke$ha (verb) that bitch after i jizz on her face.

by ironicric December 4, 2010