Turtleneck handshake

A turtleneck handshake is giving a hand job to an uncircumcised penis.

What kind of turtleneck handshake do I have to give to figure those Apple remote?

by Daskobold March 21, 2021

Turtle Engineer

A type of Engineer player in Team Fortress 2 that builds their constructions way too close to each other. Usually a bad idea because that makes easier for Demomans and Soldiers to explode them all with just a few projectiles.

There's a fuck ton of turtle engineers at the BLU spawn. We can take them down with a single UBER and some sticky bombs.

by PM64 April 5, 2021

Turtlehead Moon

Classy shit coin that will make you zillions of dollars.

I'm retiring at 22 because I invested in Turtlehead Moon.

by JLS1985 May 5, 2021

turtle fetish

When someone has a sexual arrousal to turtles.

“I want to shove my dick inside a turtle, I think I have a turtle fetish”

by Kinky Master 69 May 27, 2021

turtlegender

something a dumb kid called Fae identifies with that mocks the lgbtqia and other gender identities

A:have you heard fae is turtlegender
B:really? i want to kill that sand obsessed idiot who Lucas bullies rightfullyso

by arson2137 July 26, 2021

turtlechvzz

THE BEST IBF EVER<3333 the sweetest most kind fanpage!! a fp of charli ...... works really hard when i first met her her follower goal was 3k but she hit it already <33 deserves it smmm!!! shes very sweetest ibf you could wish for <3 and you could trust her with anything!! her name is Nele and she is using a cinema coloring!

someone:do you know turtlechvzz
me: ofc<3
(thats a bad example)

by veraddz October 28, 2021

Turtled

To have a head put in your vagina and worn like a human hat

Did you hear that girl got turtled?

by iSnIPeEZz August 24, 2021