Daskobold's definitions

Turtleneck handshake

A turtleneck handshake is giving a hand job to an uncircumcised penis.

What kind of turtleneck handshake do I have to give to figure those Apple remote?

by Daskobold March 21, 2021

Taco Boxing

The act of flicking your lady friend in the huha.

Basically the lady equivalent of a nut tap.

Sally dropped her Fanta soda after Jeff walked by and Taco Boxed her.

The quickest way to end sex is by Taco Boxing your wife.

by Daskobold June 14, 2013