Plot Twat

/plɒt/twɒt/
Plot twat is a sudden change of events, particularly describing homosexuality.

Plot twat Matt's gay

by Don Bosco 69 June 5, 2018

gorilla twat

a gorilla twat is a burly, untrimmed bush

sue had a huge gorilla twat, so i told her i wouldn't go down on her until she trimmed it up

by cage76 April 2, 2009

Squawk Twat

The female version of a cockblock or cockblocking.

1. A female who prevents a friend or associate from getting some action.

2. Any such attempt, by a woman, to prevent a friend or associate from getting some action.

1. So I was talking to this cute guy Tim at the bar, but my roommate was jealous, so she was acting like a squawk twat all night. Bitch!

2. Liz was getting pretty friendly with Andy last night at the, but Christina was trying to squawk twat the whole night. Too bad Andy's game was just too ballin'!

by bitchBgone April 7, 2010

twat on head

to hit someone over the head,

stupid person you hit thump slap fist on the head for doing something or nothing.

by Anonymous November 8, 2003

Twat- Waffled

When one's friend is so busy being sick in the shower that they fail to notice one entering the bathroom naked to have a piss.

"On a scale to sober to Twat- Waffled, how drunk were you last night>"

by giraffeostrichbanana April 14, 2015

twat scallops

infected razor bumps

the bitch had twat scallops from hell or a scalloped clam

by scallopman February 20, 2009

Twat swat

when one girl does not allow another girl to get laid. (Feminime form of cock-block.)

I tried to sex Jill but Janice was being a twat swat.

by DSRC November 20, 2009